Monday, February 19, 2007

In the year 2070

Jacob: Grandpa, howyadoin’?
Grandpa: Wassup, ma lil’ man?
Jacob: Not much ‘pa. Just chillin’. Whatchyu' been upto?
Grandpa: You know how we do it here. Listening to some oldies you know...
Jacob: Who you' listening to?
Grandpa: You know a lil’ bit of Luda, a bit of 50 Cents, Slim Shady....
Jacob: Who’s that?
Grandpa: Maaan! These kids...(sigh) Wassup withchyall these days. Ya’ll don’t listen to our good ‘ol hip hop maaan! Ya’ll don’t know what music is.
Jacob: C’mon ‘pa, thass from your times. Who listens to that kinda music these days! Just ol’ people like you. I ain’t old yet.
Grandpa: That’s da problem with the new generation today. Ya’ll forget the old music. Thass what I grew up listening to. Thass the real music. You know whaim' sayin’
Jacob: ‘Pa you ol’.
Grandpa: Lord have mercy on these kids! Ya’ll don’t know what music is.

Guess who the grandpa is!

2 comments:

Samar said...

hehehe! thumbs up!

प्रज्वल said...

The Grandpa seem to remember everything from his days, so one thing is for sure, it's not you. And there is 63 years more to go before it will be 2070, so I doubt it will be anyone that I know of. So I pass....